Recently, a friend wrote to ask me what she should do with her old record collection. Since it’s OK with the management if this blog is used to discuss topics that might only be tangentially related to web design, promotion or hosting, I have decided to share. Here is my slightly abridged answer:
First, we really should discuss this somewhere privately, like on Facebook or Google+/- 😉
The RIAA actively seeks out people who engage in the HIGHLY illegal act of selling or, heaven forbid, SHARING, of purchased LPs with friends or STRANGERS. Allowing your LPs to circulate means one more person might not purchase that LP or 8Track and, it is KILLING MUSIC.
Look at what NAPSTER did to sales of Compact Cassettes! Perfect Sound FOREVER, wiped out completely!
Still, the practice is becoming popular among many folks nearing retirement age that have been fired after their 30 or 40 years at the company. They set up a little blog where they post their Loverboy or Metallica LPs for $10 or $20. Whoops did I say METALLICA! Watch out, they filed a lawsuit against sharing of their demos! OOPs too late, here comes that RIAA demand for $3500 to avoid litigation! Best to sell those puppies in a dark alley, somewhere in South America.
Seriously though, as someone who has a barn-full of legally purchased LPs, who innocently tried to sell used LPs by mail order in the 80’s, I have been meaning to look into this.
My best guess is most LPs are so worthless, it is not even worth the effort to look at them, except:
To hoarders, and young folk who are going retro phase and have a Minny Mouse Record Player and some Go-Go boots.
Some LPs are rare because, perhaps 100 copies used a rejected cover photo of the drummer beginning to explode.
Some nuts like looking at a decent sized image of the recording artist and reading text that is not 2pt sized. What nuts!
Salvation Army, Hadassah and Goodwill stores are almost completely staffed with undercover RIAA agents, so that is OUT.
I’m also pretty sure that researching, googling, Goldmine Magazining, music blogs, forums etc for each disc and then looking into the sales channels, and then grading, organizing the stock and then packing and taking those rare trips to the Post Office….. WHOOPS where did my Post Office go, it was here yesterday!...and then avoiding the wrath of the RIAA……… it’s probably safest……easiest……and bestest to just………
keep them forever!
Note: Since I have a lot of old records, I certainly don’t consider them worthless! This post is meant to be totally tongue-in-cheek! I take certain liberties in describing events in piracy issues also!
Could one open a museum in the barn?
Not without a permit, there, sonny!
So many of the albums have actual art on the cover, how about a mural (in one’s private back room where no one can sneak in a photograph them)?
Yes! I really did not address the whole LP Cover as art aspect! They are beautiful works, some of them.
Random is cool, but they should be alphabetized.
No, wait, just leave them where they are.
I do try to keep the Easy Listening separated from the harder listening…
If you have old jazz albums, contact me please. Some of them may not be worthless at all.
Of course! I don’t really think records are worthless!
I will take unwanted albums!
Oh my god, I deeply regret saying records are worthless! I was only kidding. I love my records! 🙂
I have a large Collection of country music albums is there somebody out there who could use these for their DJ purposes or what not for free
I suggest that you try listing the records on http://www.freecycle.org/. Somebody out there would be very happy to care for your collection. Good luck!
Dah, play them? I do every day of my life, since I started collecting music at 13 in 1963!
I’m playing them records!